In today's episode:
The counterintuitive best-case and worst-case scenarios in this fake election
Is Kamabla losing on purpose?
Dejected members of the Uniparty Right campaign for members of the Uniparty Left down-ballot
Neocon David Brooks wonders why Kamabla isn't winning by a lot and concludes it's because voters want "divided government"
Politico frets a…